Vogon Poetry

By: ryanmercer

Mar 30 2008

Category: Uncategorized

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See, see the crazy sky
Marvel at its big cyan depths.
Tell me, Jeremy Jones do you
Wonder why the Babirusa ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel depressed.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your glarbsrots facial growth
That looks like
A water.
What’s more, it knows
Your Mount potting shed
Smells of boogers.
Everything under the big crazy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm vaginas.


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