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By: ryanmercer

Mar 25 2008

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(8:59:41 PM) lorcantierney: sex before marriage should be a requirement
(8:59:45 PM) lindsey_hyde: i agree
(8:59:47 PM) lorcantierney: you get married… have sex for the first time
(8:59:48 PM) lorcantierney: and then find out
(8:59:58 PM) lorcantierney: wow, your partner has like… no feeling
(9:00:01 PM) lorcantierney: or an ice cold body part
(9:00:03 PM) lindsey_hyde: yea… i couldn’t do that
(9:00:04 PM) lorcantierney: or some weird lump
(9:00:05 PM) lorcantierney: or something
(9:00:05 PM) lorcantierney: heh
(9:00:09 PM) lorcantierney: or ED
(9:00:16 PM) lindsey_hyde: i totally agree with you on that one!!
(9:00:21 PM) lorcantierney: I mean… sure
(9:00:28 PM) lorcantierney: yeah it might have been ok back in the day
(9:00:34 PM) lorcantierney: but people have all kinds of sexual dysfunctions
(9:00:39 PM) lorcantierney: and some people… like me… are super fucking kinky
(9:00:44 PM) lorcantierney: while some.. lay there like dead fish
(9:00:47 PM) lorcantierney: waiting for the guy to finish
(9:00:51 PM) lorcantierney: becuase they think sex is only for making babies
(9:00:51 PM) lorcantierney: heh
(9:01:04 PM) lindsey_hyde: lololol
(9:01:06 PM) lorcantierney: babies are just a byproduct
(9:01:11 PM) lindsey_hyde: hahahahaha
(9:01:17 PM) lorcantierney: babies are like asphalt… it’s whats left over when you make gasoline

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